|
  |
|
11-22-08, 05:05 AM
|
 |
I HATE MY BIRD!!!!
|
|
Verified LEO
Join Date: 05-18-06
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 1,725
Rep Power: 1345839
|
|
|
New member checkin in here
Hi ya'll, my name is E-man and I am a police ossifer.
I have been a police for nearly 14 years, sssh I feel old.
I work in the Pittsburgh area, did 10 years in a city ghetto hell hole and now in the bucolic burbs.
HI  :biggrin 1:  
Oh and the current temperature is
Right Now for, PA ()
Save Location
Mostly Cloudy 20°F
Feels Like
10°F
__________________
A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
RIP Eric
|
11-22-08, 08:35 AM
|
 |
Corporal
|
|
Supporting Member Lvl 2
Join Date: 12-22-06
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 1,414
Rep Power: 172150
|
|
|
Hello Ossifer E-Man and welcome to OR! If it makes you feel any better, we are just warming up from a temperature of 23 last night and will make it to about 44 here in North Carolina...
__________________
Arm the sheep!
|
11-22-08, 09:31 AM
|
 |
Retired NYPD
|
|
Supporting Member Lvl 3
Verified LEO
Join Date: 06-07-08
Location: Bronx,NY
Posts: 1,993
Rep Power: 358604
|
|
|
Hey E-Man, 24 degrees here in the Bronx!
Oh, Nice intro Ossifer!
|
11-22-08, 10:43 AM
|
 |
Hottie McHot Stuff
|
|
Verified LEO
Join Date: 08-12-08
Location: Oregon
Posts: 1,554
Rep Power: 729160
|
|
|
Hello ossifer! Make sure you get your info to someone so they can verify you! And welcome from Oregon!
__________________
--Life's tough...it's tougher if you're stupid.
MY BLOG
|
11-22-08, 10:51 AM
|
 |
I LOVE my ParaOrd .45ACP!
|
|
Verified LEO
Join Date: 12-03-05
Location: South La.
Posts: 1,186
Rep Power: 1794729
|
|
Uhhhh, E-Man, you messing with the "new" folks again? .......... 
Sheesh, you must be bored, Guy. ............ 
.
__________________
The Swamp Mafia - "Heaven doesn't want us, and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!"  .
|
11-22-08, 11:25 AM
|
 |
Bendy not Breaky
|
|
Join Date: 04-25-06
Location: San Diego
Posts: 6,144
Rep Power: 1380609
|
|
Long time, no see E-man! 
__________________
Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact. FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
|
11-22-08, 11:29 AM
|
 |
BDRT - Baby Daddy Removal Team
|
|
Verified LEO
Super Moderator
Join Date: 01-18-07
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 5,503
Rep Power: 2781222
|
|
__________________
Would you prefer that I lied to you, or would you prefer to always know where I stand; behind you, beside you, or in your path?
The opinions expressed by this poster are wholly his own, and should never be construed to even remotely be in alignment with his employer, its agencies or assigns. In fact, they probably fail to be in alignment with the opinions of any rational human being.
|
11-22-08, 11:54 AM
|
 |
Be the last one standing
|
|
Supporting Member Lvl 1
Verified LEO
Join Date: 03-27-08
Location: South Louisiana
Posts: 1,750
Rep Power: 442769
|
|
Welcome from South Louisiana, E-man................
__________________
Swamp Mafia
THE ONLY THING NECESSARY FOR THE TRIUMPH OF EVIL IS FOR GOOD MEN TO DO NOTHING.
~Edmond Burke
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Follow me on twitter......... http://twitter.com/SecondChance122
Disclaimer: The opinions given in my signatures DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such. |
11-22-08, 12:01 PM
|
 |
Owner
|
|
Premium Lifetime Member
Verified LEO
Owner
Join Date: 02-10-06
Location: Ohio
Posts: 20,020
Rep Power: 8592150
|
|
|
e-man are you drinking at 7am?
__________________
Officer Resource is the law enforcement professional's website that is by cops and for cops. Our professionals enjoy a reliable and discreet verification system for our secure law enforcement-only forums. Our secure forums offer the latest in case law, tactics, officer safety, and investigation tools. Officer Resource has the latest in articles from well-known professionals like Lt. Col. Dave Grossman. In addition to an international network of law enforcement professionals, Officer Resource also offers social networking in public forums with citizens who appreciate the job we do.
Click here to learn how to become a supporting member
When we put ourselves in the other person's place, we're less likely to want to put him in his place.
Disclaimer: The opinions given in my signatures DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such.
Deng Xiaoping
|
11-22-08, 12:08 PM
|
|
Moderator
|
|
Premium Lifetime Member
Verified LEO
Site Moderator
Join Date: 12-04-05
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 7,163
Rep Power: 5046284
|
|
|
E-man's drunk again.
__________________
No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ The opinions, beliefs, and ideas expressed in this post are mine, and mine alone. They are NOT the opinions, beliefs, ideas, or policies of my Agency, Police Chief, City Council, or any member of my department.
|
11-22-08, 03:05 PM
|
 |
K-9 Officer
|
|
Verified LEO
Join Date: 06-15-06
Location: So. Florida
Posts: 4,043
Rep Power: 855280
|
|
|
Me thinks E-man is now sleeping off the morning drunk!!!
|
11-22-08, 05:28 PM
|
|
I HATE MY BIRD!!!!
|
|
Verified LEO
Join Date: 05-18-06
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 1,725
Rep Power: 1345839
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reca
e-man are you drinking at 7am?
|
Only SUperfoods juice and Pomegranit juice
Oh and COFFEEEEEE
Thanks for the warm welcomes my fellow ORs
__________________
A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
RIP Eric
|
11-22-08, 05:28 PM
|
 |
sheep
|
|
Premium Lifetime Member
Join Date: 06-11-06
Location: the meadow
Posts: 14,100
Rep Power: 2886457
|
|
Welcome to O/R! You look kind of familiar.... 
|
11-22-08, 05:35 PM
|
|
I HATE MY BIRD!!!!
|
|
Verified LEO
Join Date: 05-18-06
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 1,725
Rep Power: 1345839
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenna
Welcome to O/R! You look kind of FUNNY.... |
Oh gee thanks....
__________________
A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
RIP Eric
|
11-22-08, 05:36 PM
|
|
sheep
|
|
Premium Lifetime Member
Join Date: 06-11-06
Location: the meadow
Posts: 14,100
Rep Power: 2886457
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by E-man
Oh gee thanks.... |
Hey I take it as a compliment when people say I'm funny! 
|
11-22-08, 05:41 PM
|
|
I HATE MY BIRD!!!!
|
|
Verified LEO
Join Date: 05-18-06
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 1,725
Rep Power: 1345839
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenna
Hey I take it as a compliment when people say I'm funny! |
WOW,you have a lot of posts. Wish I had that many 
__________________
A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
RIP Eric
|
11-22-08, 05:43 PM
|
|
sheep
|
|
Premium Lifetime Member
Join Date: 06-11-06
Location: the meadow
Posts: 14,100
Rep Power: 2886457
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by E-man
WOW,you have a lot of posts. Wish I had that many |
Just come up with as many funny jokes as I come up with and you will!
|
11-22-08, 05:47 PM
|
|
I HATE MY BIRD!!!!
|
|
Verified LEO
Join Date: 05-18-06
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 1,725
Rep Power: 1345839
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenna
Just come up with as many funny jokes as I come up with and you will! |
Like this one...
Ben and Jerry's is now available in Israel...
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream is now available in Israel in the following flavors:
Wailing Wallnut
Moishemellow
Mazel Toffee
Chazalnut
Oy Ge-malt
Mi Ka-mocha
Bernard Malamint
Berry Pr'i Hagafen
Choc-Eilat Chip
Simchas T'Oreo
It should be noted that all of these flavors come in either a cup or a Cohen
__________________
A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
RIP Eric
|
11-22-08, 05:50 PM
|
|
I HATE MY BIRD!!!!
|
|
Verified LEO
Join Date: 05-18-06
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 1,725
Rep Power: 1345839
|
|
|
Jewish film titles
Oy of the Beholder - Singles kvetch about their awful partners.
Girls Interrupted - Women's section of shul are told to be quiet during davening.
Seder House Rules - Zeda explains the law on Pesach.
Angela's Kashas - Woman tells all her secret recipes.
Supernova - Rocket scientists discover powerful strain of lox.
Dredel Will Rock - Toy comes alive during Chanukah.
Sleepy Halah - It's Friday and dad fills up on bread then dozes off.
Goys Don't Cry - Rabbi explains why only Jews celebrate Tisha B'Av.
Goy Story 2 - Issy divorces shiksa, then marries another.
Mun on the Moon - Astronauts find hamentashen filling on the moon
Stuart Ladle - Mouse makes chicken soup for shabbos.
The End of the Affair - Sheva Brachos finishes at 3am.
__________________
A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
RIP Eric
|
11-22-08, 05:50 PM
|
|
Retired NYPD
|
|
Supporting Member Lvl 3
Verified LEO
Join Date: 06-07-08
Location: Bronx,NY
Posts: 1,993
Rep Power: 358604
|
|
|
Good One E!
|
| |
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
|
