[Terminator]

A woman walks in to a grocery store. She's on the rag, and it's coming out really heavy. She heads down the feminine products isle to stock up on tampons and all of that other nasty, girl stuff.

Well, the feminine products stacked a little too high in her hands, and she dropped them on to the floor.

A concerned grocery store employee walked by, looked at her, and yelled, "quick, somebody get this lady a douchebag!"

The lady looks up at the employee and says, "I think I've just found one."