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Old 04-05-09, 07:34 PM
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The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil:

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil:

Little Susie was not the best student in
Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.


'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.


The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
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Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up & shouted,

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'If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The Nun fainted
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Old 04-05-09, 07:53 PM
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Oh my, Little Johnny is up to his old antics again.
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Old 04-05-09, 08:01 PM
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Old 04-06-09, 10:12 PM
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Old 04-08-09, 09:47 AM
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