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Yes I am obviously either a troll or Al Queda, ban me. 10 27.78%
No, I am not a troll. I am only 12 years old and I want to be the FBI! 13 36.11%
I am legit, please do not ban me. 2 5.56%
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Old 02-04-07, 09:16 PM
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Is there a special place you have to go to do training? Like Virginia? I live in California and I would like to know available places I have to travel and the closest. If there is anything else I need to know please inform me ASAP.
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Old 02-04-07, 09:29 PM
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I assume you are talking about the FBI. Don't worry, Uncle Sugar will pay for your trip to the academy when you grow up and if you are selected.
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Old 02-05-07, 08:19 AM
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Hey Jason, are you Al-Qaeda?
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Old 02-05-07, 08:44 AM
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Is there a special place you have to go to do training? Like Virginia? I live in California and I would like to know available places I have to travel and the closest. If there is anything else I need to know please inform me ASAP.


After you grow up maybe mommy will let you on the internet long enough to go to the FBI website.
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Old 02-05-07, 09:42 AM
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Old 02-05-07, 10:19 AM
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Moved to holding cell.
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Old 02-05-07, 10:30 AM
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Old 02-05-07, 12:13 PM
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After you grow up maybe mommy will let you on the internet long enough to go to the FBI website.
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Old 02-05-07, 04:36 PM
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Is there a special place you have to go to do training?
here we call it the southside O.J.T.
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Old 02-05-07, 11:14 PM
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Is there a special place you have to go to do training for the retarded like me?

Um...you don't want me answering that one...
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Old 02-06-07, 12:28 AM
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Jason, Tick tock kid.... time is running out.
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Old 02-06-07, 04:49 AM
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jason.......sorry this may not be "asap" but the place for you is called "never never land" but keep your chin up and if all else fails, ask mommie to buy a new t-shirt or something
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Old 02-06-07, 09:30 AM
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Jasonxman

As of right now,

17 people agree that either you are a troll, or you are underage.

10 people think we should let you prove yourself in the holding cell, but you haven't responded so far.... doesn't look promising.

Only 2 people think you are legit and we shouldn't ban you. Of course, we never listen to one of them anyway ( ), so that doesn't help you very much.

I wonder what happens next?
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Old 02-06-07, 11:10 AM
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Talking Gee, I wonder what's next...

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Old 02-06-07, 01:54 PM
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Ah...poor lil fella is getting picked on....Tick Tick Tick...


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Old 02-06-07, 04:51 PM
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Times up. Buh Bye. Come back when your mommy lets you use the computer more than once a week.
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