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12-18-08, 07:23 PM
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Holy Redneck Batman!!!
I saw this video and nearly got stomach cramps from laughing so hard. I do believe that the quote at the 3:05 mark just about sums this guy up.
"I try not to smile, cause I got my teeth knocked out by a chainsaw." Wow! Just wow!
YouTube - The Turtleman
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12-18-08, 07:30 PM
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LMAO.....just LMAO....
Wow....
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12-18-08, 07:37 PM
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I can't breathe!! 
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12-18-08, 07:42 PM
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I know!! I think I found a new catch-phrase, and it's not gonna be used for turtles!!!!! 
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12-18-08, 07:43 PM
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Hahahahahaha!!
Are you going to do his rebel yell each time, too?
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12-18-08, 07:45 PM
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Hahahahahaha!!
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Damn right!
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12-18-08, 07:47 PM
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I really cannot stop laughing at that video.
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12-18-08, 07:53 PM
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It's pretty clear to me that that was probably the first time he'd seen, let alone been in front of a video camera.
We have snappers all over around here, and that guy is fucking crazy. I had one completely decimate a push broom in about 5.7 seconds one time, and I've seen them flip clear over onto their back trying to snap me, while standing behind them. Not to mention their claws are sharp as hell.
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We have snappers all over around here, and that guy is fucking crazy. I had one completely decimate a push broom in about 5.7 seconds one time, and I've seen them flip clear over onto their back trying to snap me, while standing behind them. Not to mention their claws are sharp as hell.
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We're still talking about turtles, right?
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12-18-08, 08:01 PM
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Damn it!!!! I'm laughing again and it is making the beer in my mouth foam up. 
Just read the comments. Usually on youtube you always see negative comments on videos. Not so with the Turtle Man. I think he makes everyone feel good or at least better about their circumstances. He is a crazy sumbitch, but if the end of the world comes he will out live all of us. That man could live off the land years after we are all gone.
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12-18-08, 08:54 PM
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Damn it!!!! I'm laughing again and it is making the beer in my mouth foam up.
Just read the comments. Usually on youtube you always see negative comments on videos. Not so with the Turtle Man. I think he makes everyone feel good or at least better about their circumstances. He is a crazy sumbitch, but if the end of the world comes he will out live all of us. That man could live off the land years after we are all gone. |
You're right about the comments. Maybe it's the fact that he's just natural, enthusiastic, and he seems genuinely happy about his turtle catching.
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12-18-08, 10:54 PM
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Who knew... beef is on a turtle.
For a man who doesn't smile much, he sure smiles a lot.
Doesn't smoke, drink, or do drugs?
Christ, if that's the result of clean living, I'm going out for a pack of Marlboros, an 8-ball, and a fifth of scotch.
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08-04-09, 07:03 PM
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Something brought this to mind, so I watched it again and I felt it was worth a bump.
Oh, and if anyone is interested he's on Twitter (EBTheTurtleMan).
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Saw this on TV once. This guy is one certified nutcase.
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08-05-09, 10:20 AM
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Turtle tenderloin. Perfect.
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08-05-09, 10:25 AM
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Saw this on TV once. This guy is one certified nutcase.
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Maybe he is a nutcase, but I'll bet he gets more joy out of his days than many people do.
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08-06-09, 12:37 AM
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Maybe he is a nutcase, but I'll bet he gets more joy out of his days than many people do.
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He sure seems like he does. More power to him. At least he is happy.
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